clean plate club

while driving home from practice today, i was kind of hoping my mother wouldn't make dinner because i like it so much better when she doesn't. it's not like she's an awful cook,m but i love cereal and bagels and when she doesn't make dinner, i get to eat these lovely things. so when i arrived home today at 5:27 and found her passed out on the couch, i did a happy dance. my sister came home this weekend from college so i knew we had a variety of bagels. me being the kind of person i am, i picked the cinnamon raisin one, toasted it, buttered it, sprinkled cinnamon and sugar on it, leaving me to about 5 minutes ago. i quickly devoured this delicious but oh so unhealthy bagel. it was just so unbelievably great. i had sugar and cinnamon on my plate and when i was done with the bagel, i licked the plate clean. i don't know what is wrong with me, i probably go towards the thin mints next. you know how those draw me in. maybe celery. do you know that for every piece of celery you eat, it decreases your calorie intake my 3? i will need a lot of celery...